I don’t have eyebrows any more.
I have a unibrow... one thick UNIBROW. I have not had a manicure or a pedicure in 6 months and I can’t remember the last time I went out in a cut sleeve for I have not waxed my arms in a rather long time. You think I’d be disgusted with myself? But on the contrary, I am happy and much at peace.
You know that feeling- right before you are about to step on a weighing machine- the feeling of anticipation that scares the crap out of you!